milky bar

okay sooooo maybe white chocolate isn’t strictly chocolate. MAYBE. but it’s still pretty good. it’s not something i’d eat all the time, because too much will make me sick. IT’S SO SWEET!! but just a bit is a real nice treat. and so you can probably guess that a whole bar of it would be way too much for me. well you’d be right.

the milkybar, made by nestle, is simply a white chocolate bar. that’s really all there is to it. when i saw it in the “english dude” section at publix, i was kind of excited… because first of all – candy. but also because it was something i hadn’t tried, yet sounded familiar. i didn’t know what it was, but surely it must have been a wonderful treat! instead, disappointment. and subsequently, rage. hard, fast rage brought on by too much white chocolate.

it was not bad by any means, but it was nothing special. standard white chocolate. somewhat “milky”, i suppose… i mean it melts in your mouth, and it’s a bit buttery. but very plain. luckily it was broken into little sections, so you could have a bit at a time, but honestly, who would buy a candy bar and not eat it all in one sitting? it’s too much to ask! white chocolate is only good in moderation, and accompanied by something else. like a white chocolate covered pretzel. or OREOS. yeaah… those are good. of course, they’re white fudge, not white chocolate. but uh… same thing, right? RIGHT?!