MAYONNAISE IS STUPID!!!!

i do not like mayonnaise. i would not like it here or there. i would not like it anywhere. i do not like it in a house. i do not like it with a mouse. i do not like it here or there. i do not like it anywhere. not in a box. not with a fox. not in a house. not with a mouse. i would not eat it here or there. i would not eat mayonnaise anywhere.

i do not like it in a box. i do not like it with a fox. i do not like it in a house. i do not like it with a mouse. i do not like it here or there. i do not like it anywhere. not on a train! not in a tree! not in a car! i would not, could not, in a box. i could not, would not, with a fox. i will not eat it with a mouse. i will not eat it in a house. i will not eat it here or there. i will not eat mayonnaise anywhere.

i would not, could not, in the dark. i would not, could not, in the rain. not in the dark. not on a train, not in a car, not in a tree. i do not like mayonnaise, you see. not in a house. not in a box. not with a mouse. not with a fox. i will not eat it here or there. i do not like it anywhere!

i could not, would not, on a boat. i will not, will not, with a goat. i will not eat it in the rain. i will not eat it on a train. not in the dark! not in a tree! not in a car! you let me be! i do not like it in a box. i do not like it with a fox. i will not eat it in a house. i do not like it with a mouse. i do not like it here or there. i do not like mayonnaise ANYWHERE!

 

…that being said, i will eat something if it has mayonnaise on it. i just don’t like it.