ahhh the TV dinner. the most convenient way to enjoy a full meal, and the reason the microwave was invented. how many countless evenings were saved by opting to nuke one of the many varieties of frozen foodstuffs, rather than consume whatever else was at hand (cats, for example)? yes, truly the best alternative to eating cats were tiny trays of frozen food, preferably presented to you by a penguin.. Read More
Five Star Pizza
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SHITTY PIZZA?? welcome to college, idiot. population: everyone. are you ready to not have any money, and eat what is basically the taste equivalent of dirt? you’d better be. because every night, for the rest of your college career, this will be your dinner: wow! five stars? that’s a lot of stars! like, all of ’em, right? all the stars? listen. lemme level with you.. Read More
Bruno’s Pizza
UPDATE: my friend, carlos from carlos eats, sent me this devastating link: dirty dining: bruno’s pizza. turns out they were recently shut down for having too many roaches in the kitchen. not too surprised here. i had called them about their being shut down, and was told there had been a gas leak. well, it looks like in addition to being nasty beyond legal limits, they’re also liars. GO TEAM.. Read More
Alfonso’s Pizzeria
pizza. it’s a passion. a way of life. and, all the way out here in tampa, sometimes that is forgotten. in land densely packed with huts and johns, finding a decent pizza place can be difficult. sure, there are a good amount of pizzerias, but half of them are crap, with the same menu, run by people more concerned about selling food than making it. they may do in a.. Read More
Broadway Ristorante & Pizzeria
finally! back to the basics of food: college town middle-of-the-road pizza place, armed with a hefty menu of italian-type dishes, ready to deliver to YOU!!! imagine the excitement of sitting around your off-campus collegiate living apartments, avoiding that five page paper that you called out of work to write, watching drawn together or something equally terrible on comedy central, when all of a sudden there’s a noise at the door!.. Read More