Tampa Bay Food Monster

...eating food since 1985.

Steak ‘n Shake’s Royale Steakburger

steak ‘n shake is at it again! “it” being making money and selling food. i guess. i mean they always do that shit. it’s so like them. i love steak ‘n shake. my local steak ‘n shake was a HUGE post-high school hangout, and eventually became my former workplace. and even after years of loyal service, i still somehow enjoy eating there. it’s because they make some damn good burgers… Read More

Honey’s Sports Bar Restaurant

in my quest for THE GREATEST WINGS OF ALL, i had my attention turned to honey’s sports bar restaurant. now, this was a recommendation from a friend’s friend, so neither of us had ever been here. but we had heard: great wings! delicious fun! and beer! AND SO we went to honey’s, in carrollwood. honey’s is a sports bar, and so naturally they had televisions displaying sports of all types… Read More

Bollywood Cafe

are you ready for the ultimate in indian food and entertainment? you’d better be. strap yourselves in my friends, and hold on tight, because this review features… A MAGICIAN. ohhh you weren’t expecting that, were you? or did you catch it before you started reading the review due to its boldness, CAPS, and immense size? well, sorry about that. maybe it’ll teach you a lesson about reading too far ahead.. Read More

Datz

DATZ. the man. the myth. the legend. well it may not be a man. really it’s more like a baby. born at the start of 2009, this baby is nearing two whole years old. but the atmosphere feels well worn and hip, much more like a twenty-something. ready to party. maybe ready to slip you a roofie? no no no! no that’s not right. just a cool guy, with lots.. Read More

Red Mesa Cantina

in celebration of the new year, my friends and i all went out to st. petersburg for new year’s eve. in addition to all the dangerously excessive, unhealthy drinking we planned on doing, we knew we had to get something to eat. so we settled on red mesa cantina, a mexican restaurant that may be considered ‘too cool for school’. i mean, half of the place was a club. full.. Read More