the title is to be read “twenty-twelve”. because that way it’s like this year’s florida state fair… TOOK PLACE IN THE FUTURE!! now that that important business is out of the way, i can begin. after last year’s state fair visit was such a rousing success, leaving me with many an erotic, food-entrenched memory, i decided it must become a tradition. so we went back this year, hoping to find.. Read More
Freeze & Shake Cocktails: Smirnoff Frozen Vodka & Lemonade
Vodka & Lemonade | Piña Colada | Strawberry Daiquiri | Mudslide i was recently asked to review the new freeze & shake cocktails, from the makers of smirnoff, captain morgan, baileys, and guinness (just to name a few brands). i will review all of the freeze and shake frozen cocktails over the course of this four part series, and, in doing so, i will get trashed. WHO DOESN’T LIKE GETTING.. Read More
The Florida State Fair
oooh! a fair. i love a fair! it’s been a few years since i’ve been to the florida state fair, but i’m glad to have finally gotten back to it. stinky animals, ugly people, puke-covered rides, and all the disgusting food you can eat! it exemplifies all that’s great about this state we live in. so i went with a group of friends on saturday night, and we walked around.. Read More
Honest Tea – Half Tea & Half Lemonade
so honest tea. it’s like… real tea. from “nature”. it’s fair trade, and organic. without all the crap that we’ve become so accustomed to drinking in sodas and other teas, and pretty much everywhere. corn stuff. so every now and then, it’s a nice relief to drink something that comes from earth (earth meaning the planet, not nature). and honest tea tastes just like that – dirt. no i’m kidding… Read More