Tampa Bay Food Monster

...eating food since 1985.

Island Girl Cakes Lava Red Velvet Cake Pops

all food, in theory, is better when served on a stick. corn dogs? better than un-corn dogs. stuff on a stick? better than stuff not on a stick. khlav kalash?? i don’t think it even exists off a stick. in fact, science has proven that the only form of food conveyance better than on-stick is on-ring. and onion ring. mmm… onion ring. the island girl from island girl cakes (she.. Read More

Square One Burgers

alright. i’ve put this one off long enough. it’s time. for me. to write. about. square. one. burgers. it’s a sit down burger restaurant. they got beer. a full bar. they’re hip. they have ingredients. there may be some TVs. there’s outdoor seating. they do swot perderder fries. what more could you ask for? square one is a gourmet burger restaurant and bar. it’s located on henderson (that wacky angled.. Read More

The Florida State Fair

oooh! a fair. i love a fair! it’s been a few years since i’ve been to the florida state fair, but i’m glad to have finally gotten back to it. stinky animals, ugly people, puke-covered rides, and all the disgusting food you can eat! it exemplifies all that’s great about this state we live in. so i went with a group of friends on saturday night, and we walked around.. Read More