Tampa Bay Food Monster

...eating food since 1985.

Smoothie King Gladiator

in spite of anything you might know about me gleaned from these reviews, my one and only dream in life is to become SUPER BUFF. i want to get ripped. there’s nothing more impressive than a burly meat-sack full of rippling muscles. i know it, you know it, macho man randy savage knows it: [youtube=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Igui65gY5M”] this message has been pounded into me by every cool dude i interacted with in.. Read More

Smoothie King’s Lean1 Smoothie

if you’ve read my blog before, you may have noticed certain… patterns in my food consumption. HEALTH-WISE. i’m not what you’d call a “health-conscious” eater. i don’t know what’s meant by a “2000 calorie diet”. when i see a nutrition facts label, i immediately turn the box to find the cut out mask on the back. it’s all foreign to me. and when i encounter somebody who has the audacity.. Read More