Tampa Bay Food Monster

...eating food since 1985.

Burger King’s NEW French Fries

okay. so i went a little crazy for thanksgiving. what began as a challenge to myself to see how much i could eat in one day concluded itself in a symphony of physical anguish and mental collapse. i awoke at the crack of dawn on got straight to work, soloing my way through a tray of stuffing, half a casserole dish of green bean casserole, seven pounds of mashed potatoes,.. Read More

Walnut Whip

okay so this may be the stupidest candy i’ve ever had the pleasure of eating. i picked this up the other day along with the milkybar. i did not care for the milkybar, but compared to this, the milkybar is like sweet ambrosia. but like… concept ambrosia. taste-wise, they’re both just lame. what i’m trying to say here is whoever came up with this thing may have been an idiot… Read More

Opinion: Mayonnaise

  MAYONNAISE IS STUPID!!!! i do not like mayonnaise. i would not like it here or there. i would not like it anywhere. i do not like it in a house. i do not like it with a mouse. i do not like it here or there. i do not like it anywhere. not in a box. not with a fox. not in a house. not with a mouse. i.. Read More