oh taco bell. you’ve been going through a lot lately. you’ve fallen on dark times. but you know what? i’m still there for you, baby. i’ll never leave your side. …never. i was totally STOKED OUT OF MY FEEBLE MIND when i heard that they were releasing the brand new quadrilateral steakums burrito! steak, in a tortilla. TIMES FOUR. or something. actually, ‘quad steak’ is a very strange name. what.. Read More
finally! back to the basics of food: college town middle-of-the-road pizza place, armed with a hefty menu of italian-type dishes, ready to deliver to YOU!!! imagine the excitement of sitting around your off-campus collegiate living apartments, avoiding that five page paper that you called out of work to write, watching drawn together or something equally terrible on comedy central, when all of a sudden there’s a noise at the door!.. Read More
are you ready for the ultimate in indian food and entertainment? you’d better be. strap yourselves in my friends, and hold on tight, because this review features… A MAGICIAN. ohhh you weren’t expecting that, were you? or did you catch it before you started reading the review due to its boldness, CAPS, and immense size? well, sorry about that. maybe it’ll teach you a lesson about reading too far ahead.. Read More
i was recently given an invitation to try out sidebern’s brand new, not-even-on-the-menu-yet cocktail, “The Grand Floridian” (ooooh… caps). i was asked, along with a friend, to visit sidebern’s, try out the cocktail at their bar, and have some appetizers on them. well of course i was totally up for this, being both a rampant alcoholic and a mooch. … …no, i guess neither of those things are true. but.. Read More
burgers… an ever-evolving art form. perhaps the most delicious of the arts. certainly more delicious than charcoal drawings. fast food places are constantly throwing out new ideas, different combinations of flavors and ingredients, different methods of delivery. it’s a whole new battleground! (better that than an oatmeal battleground.) so burger king fires off a new burger into the mix, something they’re touting as unique and exciting: the jalapeño and cheddar.. Read More