what a great name. i mean really – super buffet. that’s a good buffet. only beaten by mega buffet, which of course is beaten by ultra buffet. i guess the best would be “ultimate buffet”. could you imagine going there? ULTIMATE BUFFET. you would never need to go to a buffet again… oh shit. well, barring a trip to colorado, it looks like super buffet will have to do. which.. Read More
Hawkeye Pizza: A Second Chance
EVERYBODY LOVES A PIZZA. it’s because pizza is good. pizza is the best! it’s got to be my favorite food. before i became a food monster, i was a pizza guy. my friend and i had a list of the top hundred pizza places in the tampa bay area, and we slowly worked our way down the list, giving an A through F rating to each place, determined to find.. Read More
The Vet 2010 – The Black Swan
veterans day is my favorite holiday. it’s just the best. of course, i actively celebrate veterans day, unlike most people i know. unlike all people i know, actually, except one. in fact, my friend and i may be the only two people in the world who really celebrate veterans day. oh and before i get too much further, this has nothing to do with veterans. except maybe veterans of veterans.. Read More
Airhead Xtremes Sweetly Sour Belts – Lemonade Rush and Bluest Raspberry
it’s a sequel! my first sequel. a sequel to this: Airheads Xtremes Sweetly Sour Belts – Rainbow Berry. okay so i knew these other flavors existed, but i had never seen them. until today. well, actually, until last saturday. but whatever. i found them at, of all places, the manliest of truck stops, state road 52’s flying j. SO MANLY. i never like going to the flying j… there’s always.. Read More
Hungry Harry’s Famous Bar-B-Que
hungry harry’s famous bar-b-que. this is some hardcore barbecue shit right here. this is the good stuff. real barbecue. hungry harry’s actually is famous in land o’ lakes, as the home of land o’ lakes’ best smoked barbecue. and the title is well earned; hungry harry’s has been around for 26 years, and they continue to do barbecue right. i went with a friend recently, and i’m ashamed to say.. Read More