Tampa Bay Food Monster

...eating food since 1985.

Kaleisia Tea Lounge

tea is fucking awesome. i love tea. and this is coming from a dude who enjoys beverages. though it may not be well represented in this blog, i could be called a ‘soda fiend’. i love all different types of sodas, and i love trying new types. i was pretty much raised on the stuff. instead of milk, my baby bottles were filled with coke. i enjoy the fact that.. Read More

Honest Tea – Half Tea & Half Lemonade

so honest tea. it’s like… real tea. from “nature”. it’s fair trade, and organic. without all the crap that we’ve become so accustomed to drinking in sodas and other teas, and pretty much everywhere. corn stuff. so every now and then, it’s a nice relief to drink something that comes from earth (earth meaning the planet, not nature). and honest tea tastes just like that – dirt. no i’m kidding… Read More

Got Tea? Tea House

YOU NEED TO TRY BOBA. c’mon. do it. do it. DO IT. seriously, if you have not had boba tea yet, you need to go to a place that serves it (google it, or go HERE), and give it a try. it. is. amazing. boba tea is a taiwanese creation, intended to trick stupid kids into drinking healthy stuff. bwahahaha THOSE FOOLS!!! but it works on me, too. boba tea,.. Read More

Peace Tea – Imported Ceylon Tea

i’m a big fan of the tea. all sorts of tea, actually – green tea, red tea, black tea, white tea; hot, cold, nasty lukewarm – it’s all good. i find arizona tea to be a good substitute for “real” tea, and the giant cans for a dollar is a deal i thought couldn’t be beaten. UNTIL I FOUND PEACE TEA!!! *insert advertisement-featuring-art-with-that-“indie”-look-to-make-heartless-a-corporation-seem-like-they-don’t-just-want-your-money-and-actually-stand-for-something-decent here* eh whatever. advertisers do what they.. Read More