so i decided to stop by my local, shitty checkers burger the other day to give their brand new (return of the) UNBELIEVABURGERS a try. i figured why not? i’ve got nothing left to live for. and for a buck a piece, this is a great and affordable way to end it all! so i strapped into my (friend’s) car, and went down to the dreaded dade city. now, as.. Read More
IN-N-OUT Burger
i spent the last week in los angeles, california. this was my first time visiting california, or even traveling west of texas, so i was pretty excited. NOT ABOUT THE SIGHTS, DUMMY. about the food! oh the food! so the first place i went, of course, was the legendary IN-N-OUT burger. i have heard much of the in-n-out burger over the years. i’ve read many claims that it is “the.. Read More
Wendy’s Nautral Cut Fries
wendy’s has never had great fries. mediocre, i’d say. average at best. they are french fries, they get the job done, they’re just nothing special. but i mean, for a huge fast food chain like wendy’s, you’d expect some effort to be put into everything, especially something that comes with every meal. not so with wendy’s, until now. INTRODUCING THE NEW NATURAL CUT WENDY FRIES! here they are! after all.. Read More
Taco Bell’s Chicken Enchilada Grilled Stuft Burrito
…i am a bitter, bitter man. bitter may be the best word to describe be. well, maybe hungry. but bitter is in there. like a mug of straight up black columbian coffee. or a 99% cacao dark chocolate. nose-scrunching bitter. so keep that in mind as you read this. TODAY i tried the chicken enchilada grilled stuft burrito from taco bell. yes. i love taco bell. we’ve been over that… Read More
Dunkin’ Donuts Sausage Pancake Bites
i usually don’t make stops at dunkin’ donuts. if i ever do, 99% of the time it’s because i want doughnuts. you know, that thing in their name? i don’t buy into their new “bad-ass” attitude. meaning their desire to fill your chain store coffee needs. serve numerous egg-laden paninis or wraps or what have you. and possibly take over northern america? but of course i saw these little devils.. Read More