Tampa Bay Food Monster

...eating food since 1985.

Nehi Orange

THE SODAS OF SUBS-N-SUCH who loves orange soda? alright dudes… this is nehi orange soda. i love orange soda. it’s a treat. it’s like candy, in drink form. and i can’t help but associate it with my youth. orange soda, grape soda, the ever-elusive strawberry soda… all childhood favorites. super sweet. super awesome. i remember the name nehi, but honestly i can’t recall ever drinking a nehi orange soda before.. Read More

Arby’s Angus Three Cheese & Bacon

i’m a bit late on this one. a bit a lot late. but that’s alright. we can’t all be perfect. maybe it’s time you lowered your expectations? you go through life expecting things of people, and you’ll only end up getting let down. especially by this review. and you don’t want that. you want this: so arby’s angus three cheese & bacon, first introduced in 1932, is arby’s attempt to.. Read More

Subs-N-Such

subs-n-such. your friendly neighborhood submarine sandwich emporium. they will provide you with both subs and such. and they do both so well. subs-n-such is a little mom & pop joint on the corner of livingston and bearss in lutz. and if nobody ever told you about it, you’d probably never see it. it’s small. so very small. you might wanna just pick some subs up and run. they have some.. Read More

Freeze & Shake Cocktails: Myer’s Frozen Piña Colada

Vodka & Lemonade | Piña Colada | Strawberry Daiquiri | Mudslide i was recently asked to review the new freeze & shake cocktails, from the makers of smirnoff, captain morgan, baileys, and guinness (just to name a few brands). i will review all of the freeze and shake frozen cocktails over the course of this four part series, and, in doing so, i will get trashed. next up in my.. Read More

Square One Burgers

alright. i’ve put this one off long enough. it’s time. for me. to write. about. square. one. burgers. it’s a sit down burger restaurant. they got beer. a full bar. they’re hip. they have ingredients. there may be some TVs. there’s outdoor seating. they do swot perderder fries. what more could you ask for? square one is a gourmet burger restaurant and bar. it’s located on henderson (that wacky angled.. Read More