for giftmas 2010, or, as my family calls it, “big present day”, we celebrated with the customary lighting of the ashen faggot (i know… i couldn’t resist… i’m so so sorry), and then we threw presents at each other. as our family tradition goes, the first to draw blood gets to open their presents first (the drawer, not the bleeder). i was, as usual, the bleeder, so i had to.. Read More
Trader Joe’s Goods
the always awesome foodette was kind enough to deliver me a package full of trader joe’s goodies, after seeing my enjoyment of trader joe’s mint chocolate creams and s’mashing s’mores. when i received the package, i was delighted to find an assortment of different snacks and condiments. holy schnikes!! that’s a lot of stuff. joe seemingly has his fingers in all sorts of things. dirty, dirty things. but mostly food-related.. Read More
Herr’s Pizza Flavored Potato Chips
i uh… i… what? potato chips? that taste like pizza?? WONDERS NEVER CEASE! perhaps there truly is a god. or is there?? of course, as with most things that should be great by sole merit of the individual parts involved, these pizza flavored chips are a colossal failure. so much so that after having eaten them, i was unable to leave my bed for two straight weeks (thus the lack.. Read More
La Mexicana Salsa
now THIS is some fresh salsa. dis ain’t none of dat lame-ass tostito bull. nah, dis is LA MEXICANA. la mexicana’s claim to fame is their freshness, and they make good on that claim [although, i don’t think it can really be called a claim to fame, because i sure as hell have never heard of them before]. i just saw it when shopping at publix, which was, in fact,.. Read More
Lay’s Honey Barbecue Potato Chips
okay, so i just checked lay’s website, and apparently they have a shit ton of different flavors (of which, honey barbecue is curiously not listed…). i had no idea! well good for them, i say. i enjoy a potato chip every now and then, and flavored chips i enjoy all the more. my favorite flavored potato chips of all time is ruffles now defunct “the works” chips, which attempted to.. Read More