when i was a child, i got my teeth cleaned there. then the dentist’s office closed down. now it has become the SINGLE GREATEST CHINESE RESTAURANT KNOWN TO MAN. scientifically proven. okay maybe that’s a bit far, but still, golden inn (i don’t even know if this is their website, but i enjoy it regardless) has been my family’s favorite chinese place for years, dating back to when it first.. Read More
Byblos Cafe
despite evidence to the contrary, i sometimes enjoy food other than wings. i know! i know. blasphemy. but it’s true! every now and then, i will go someplace interesting, different even. and no, not just pizza! why, just last week i went to someplace exotic, with half-naked women dancing around for *entertainment purposes only*! … …… …………………… …no. i’m not gonna review a strip club. though i’m sure they have.. Read More
Top 5 Wings of 2010
well 2010 is finally coming to a close, and though it may have not been the greatest year for me legally speaking, i was able to eat a lot of food. and i guess that could be considered an accomplishment. probably. so to commemorate another successful year of ingesting nourishment in order to sustain life, here is a list of the TOP FIVE WINGS i reviewed this year. 5. Wingstop.. Read More
Bosco’s Italian To Go
yeah… it’s PIZZA TIME, bitches! if that doesn’t excite you, then you’re reading the wrong blog. go check out this one instead. i recently had a game night with a bunch of friends, and we debated over where we should get food from. of course it was going to pizza, the perfect group dish for any occasion, but in this issue more than any other, the matter of where is.. Read More
Super Buffet
what a great name. i mean really – super buffet. that’s a good buffet. only beaten by mega buffet, which of course is beaten by ultra buffet. i guess the best would be “ultimate buffet”. could you imagine going there? ULTIMATE BUFFET. you would never need to go to a buffet again… oh shit. well, barring a trip to colorado, it looks like super buffet will have to do. which.. Read More