Tampa Bay Food Monster

...eating food since 1985.

Checkers Unbelievaburgers (PHASE II)

so i decided to stop by my local, shitty checkers burger the other day to give their brand new (return of the) UNBELIEVABURGERS a try. i figured why not? i’ve got nothing left to live for. and for a buck a piece, this is a great and affordable way to end it all! so i strapped into my (friend’s) car, and went down to the dreaded dade city. now, as.. Read More

IN-N-OUT Burger

i spent the last week in los angeles, california. this was my first time visiting california, or even traveling west of texas, so i was pretty excited. NOT ABOUT THE SIGHTS, DUMMY. about the food! oh the food! so the first place i went, of course, was the legendary IN-N-OUT burger. i have heard much of the in-n-out burger over the years. i’ve read many claims that it is “the.. Read More

Red Robin Gourmet Burgers

i’ve never been to a red robin before! i don’t know how this has happened, but it’s true. or at least it was, until today. today, when i went to a red robin. they just finished putting together this brand new location on the brand new SR 56 in the brand new wiregrass shopping center in wesley chapel. a lot of new shit in wesley chapel. i guess that’s a.. Read More

Burger Monger

PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN by savory delicious burger goodness. in a world where fast food dominates the hamburger landscape, and the concept of the burger is mired in economy and uniformity, burger monger represents all that a burger can be, if we are willing to let it. if we are willing to accept the fact that a hamburger can be more than a mere food; it can be.. Read More

Steak ‘n Shake’s Wisconsin Buttery Burger

i love me some steak n’ shake. always. it’s one of my preferred hang outs. and these days, they are constantly changing or adding things to their menu. where they once stood strong as purveyors of steakburgers and milkshakes, chili, a few melts and the formidable turkey club, now they serve lots of stupid crap, like salads. and hot dogs(???). dumb. they also added a lot of different styles of.. Read More