Tampa Bay Food Monster

...eating food since 1985.

Wendy’s Asiago Ranch Chicken Club

wendy’s. quality is their recipe, eh? EH? bold claim for a fast food restaurant, wendy. but truth be told, wendy’s does do a pretty good job of having fresh (tasting) ingredients, and their meat is high quality. i always think of wendy’s as being a bit classier than other fast food burger chains. i mean, they sell baked potatoes! BAKED POTATOES, at a fast food restaurant! classy. so good. yeah… Read More

Taco Bell’s Quad Steak Burrito

oh taco bell. you’ve been going through a lot lately. you’ve fallen on dark times. but you know what? i’m still there for you, baby. i’ll never leave your side. …never. i was totally STOKED OUT OF MY FEEBLE MIND when i heard that they were releasing the brand new quadrilateral steakums burrito! steak, in a tortilla. TIMES FOUR. or something. actually, ‘quad steak’ is a very strange name. what.. Read More

Broadway Ristorante & Pizzeria

finally! back to the basics of food: college town middle-of-the-road pizza place, armed with a hefty menu of italian-type dishes, ready to deliver to YOU!!! imagine the excitement of sitting around your off-campus collegiate living apartments, avoiding that five page paper that you called out of work to write, watching drawn together or something equally terrible on comedy central, when all of a sudden there’s a noise at the door!.. Read More

Burger King Jalapeño & Cheddar Stuffed Steakhouse

burgers… an ever-evolving art form. perhaps the most delicious of the arts. certainly more delicious than charcoal drawings. fast food places are constantly throwing out new ideas, different combinations of flavors and ingredients, different methods of delivery. it’s a whole new battleground! (better that than an oatmeal battleground.) so burger king fires off a new burger into the mix, something they’re touting as unique and exciting: the jalapeño and cheddar.. Read More

Checkers Unbelievaburgers (PHASE II)

so i decided to stop by my local, shitty checkers burger the other day to give their brand new (return of the) UNBELIEVABURGERS a try. i figured why not? i’ve got nothing left to live for. and for a buck a piece, this is a great and affordable way to end it all! so i strapped into my (friend’s) car, and went down to the dreaded dade city. now, as.. Read More