Tampa Bay Food Monster

...eating food since 1985.

Celebating America Since 1981

as you should all well know, today is a very important day for america. it is around this time of year that americans are called upon to do their great civic duty, to celebrate their freedom to choose. the masses turn out in great numbers to experience this most incredible and life-changing event. i speak, of course of the great american institution that is: THE MCRIB SANDWICH yes, the mcrib.. Read More

Nestle Milkybar

okay sooooo maybe white chocolate isn’t strictly chocolate. MAYBE. but it’s still pretty good. it’s not something i’d eat all the time, because too much will make me sick. IT’S SO SWEET!! but just a bit is a real nice treat. and so you can probably guess that a whole bar of it would be way too much for me. well you’d be right. the milkybar, made by nestle, is.. Read More

Steak ‘n Shake’s Wisconsin Buttery Burger

i love me some steak n’ shake. always. it’s one of my preferred hang outs. and these days, they are constantly changing or adding things to their menu. where they once stood strong as purveyors of steakburgers and milkshakes, chili, a few melts and the formidable turkey club, now they serve lots of stupid crap, like salads. and hot dogs(???). dumb. they also added a lot of different styles of.. Read More

Twizzlers Sweet and Sour Filled Twists

okay, so in general, i’m not a big fan of twizzlers. i do not like black licorice, and their regular strawberry is merely tolerable, and pretty much anything else twizzler has made that i’ve purchased has to be eaten over the course of a week, because it’s so easy for me to get sick of that stuff (except twerpz… mm twerpz). but i am a big fan of things filled.. Read More

Taco Bell’s “Cantina Tacos”

this is something that i’ve intended to try since i saw the commercials… oh boy! new food from shitto bell… and this time… it’s personal. annnd by personal i mean ‘authentic’, or in this case, ‘faux authentic’. but let’s not get ahead of ourselves! i went through the drive-through, and was greeted happily by the employee – “how are you doing?!” i chuckled and replied “well”. and that was the.. Read More