Tampa Bay Food Monster

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Arizona Piña Colada Virgin Cocktail

OH THOSE BASTARDS at arizona have done it again! and by again, i mean for a second time. they’ve brought back their “very popular” (according to their website) piña colada virgin cocktail drink thing. now, maybe it’s my terrible memory, but i don’t remember this thing at all. ever. but i guess it did exist. and i guess it was popular enough to bring back (but not popular enough to.. Read More

Freeze & Shake Cocktails: Myer’s Frozen Piña Colada

Vodka & Lemonade | Piña Colada | Strawberry Daiquiri | Mudslide i was recently asked to review the new freeze & shake cocktails, from the makers of smirnoff, captain morgan, baileys, and guinness (just to name a few brands). i will review all of the freeze and shake frozen cocktails over the course of this four part series, and, in doing so, i will get trashed. next up in my.. Read More

Freeze & Shake Cocktails: Smirnoff Frozen Vodka & Lemonade

Vodka & Lemonade | Piña Colada | Strawberry Daiquiri | Mudslide i was recently asked to review the new freeze & shake cocktails, from the makers of smirnoff, captain morgan, baileys, and guinness (just to name a few brands). i will review all of the freeze and shake frozen cocktails over the course of this four part series, and, in doing so, i will get trashed. WHO DOESN’T LIKE GETTING.. Read More

Xing Tea

i’ve started seeing cans of xing tea around town at different gas stations, hiding in small numbers among the plethora of arizona and even peace tea options. so i decided to finally pick one up, and i notice the price tag – $1.49!!! WHAT AN OUTRAGE! surely they jest! for sitting next to it is a can of arizona tea, for a mere 99¢! this was at a CVS, so.. Read More

Honest Tea – Half Tea & Half Lemonade

so honest tea. it’s like… real tea. from “nature”. it’s fair trade, and organic. without all the crap that we’ve become so accustomed to drinking in sodas and other teas, and pretty much everywhere. corn stuff. so every now and then, it’s a nice relief to drink something that comes from earth (earth meaning the planet, not nature). and honest tea tastes just like that – dirt. no i’m kidding… Read More