EATS. AMERICA. GRILLS. all the best stuff, packed into one place. that place? eats! american grill. it’s like uncle sam got stoned, wrote down all the food he craved, and passed out. then his sneaky nephew, america itself, went through his star spangled trousers, swiped the list and a wad of dough, and made a restaurant with it. this is that restaurant. eats! resides on south dale mabry,.. Read More
Trio’s gyro • pizza • burger
UPDATE: trio’s, sadly, has gone under. no more trio’s. * * * ah, the gyro • pizza • burger. did ever such a perfect beast exist? no. no! of course not. only in dreams. BUT. this place came close. because they INVENTED, for the first time ever, definitely, confirmed 100%, the pizza with gyro stuff on it. my god… what has science done? the place is called trio’s. i mean,.. Read More
Byblos Cafe
despite evidence to the contrary, i sometimes enjoy food other than wings. i know! i know. blasphemy. but it’s true! every now and then, i will go someplace interesting, different even. and no, not just pizza! why, just last week i went to someplace exotic, with half-naked women dancing around for *entertainment purposes only*! … …… …………………… …no. i’m not gonna review a strip club. though i’m sure they have.. Read More