the taco bus thinks he’s so cool, doesn’t he? well, he’s not. he is a SELL OUT! i mean come on, a little taste of national recognition, and it all goes to his head. now, there are FOUR LOCATIONS, the most recent of which cannibalized its own sister store, taqueria monterrey. now everybody can enjoy delicious tacos, prepared the same way in four different places across tampa. and what does.. Read More
Taco Bell’s Doritos Locos Tacos
i must say, it’s been far too long since my last taco bell review. what a sad state of affairs!! i basically live at taco bell, sucking what little nutrients i can find from their many massive meat tubes behind the counter. the only problem being the inevitable dehydration from the constant diarrhea. ah well, such is life. such is love. today, we explore taco bell’s most neckbeardy creation to.. Read More
Indian Flatbread and Sadie’s of New Mexico
okay, look – i’ve been BUSY, alright?? get off my goddamn back about it!! we all have lives, okay, and sometimes that real shit gets in the way all the other bullshit we just loooove to do. get it? GET IT?!?! oh god, okay, don’t… don’t cry. come on. buck up. i didn’t mean to yell. i just… i got a lot on my plate right now. but i care,.. Read More
Mema’s Alaskan Tacos
SO my girlfriend and i went down to ybor to see some kind of rock and roll show. we get there, and there’s this HUGE line of what appear to be pre-teens, all waiting to get into the same place we’re going. now, i’m already pissed as it is, because i hate ybor. it’s too hip for me. and i hate people. and there are lots of them running around.. Read More
Taco Bell’s Cheesy Double Decker Taco
blaaarghhgghghahhgharggg! okay now that that’s out of the way. it’s another stroke of genius from the masterminds at taco bell! this time, they took something old, and added cheese to it. no, i’m not talking about the cheesy gordita crunch. not the cheesy potato burrito. this isn’t the gordita nacho cheese. nor the nacho cheesy crunchwrap supreme. not even the cheesy cheese roll ups. no. NO. it’s the cheesy double.. Read More