the title is to be read “twenty-twelve”. because that way it’s like this year’s florida state fair… TOOK PLACE IN THE FUTURE!! now that that important business is out of the way, i can begin. after last year’s state fair visit was such a rousing success, leaving me with many an erotic, food-entrenched memory, i decided it must become a tradition. so we went back this year, hoping to find.. Read More
The Florida State Fair
oooh! a fair. i love a fair! it’s been a few years since i’ve been to the florida state fair, but i’m glad to have finally gotten back to it. stinky animals, ugly people, puke-covered rides, and all the disgusting food you can eat! it exemplifies all that’s great about this state we live in. so i went with a group of friends on saturday night, and we walked around.. Read More
Ella’s Americana Folk Art Cafe
after many years living in complete ignorance of, followed by maybe a year of just ignoring, ella’s americana folk art cafe, i finally went out and gave them a try. ’cause, i mean, everyone is talking about ella’s! or haven’t you heard? it’s currently sitting at the number three spot on urbanspoon’s top ten restaurants in tampa. now, their top ten list in no way corresponds to my list of.. Read More