Tampa Bay Food Monster

...eating food since 1985.

Wingstop’s Gliders

MOVE OVER CHUNK FILET! there’s a new chicken sandwich in town, and it’s from a wing place. excited? probably not. i mean, who cares, right? just another chicken sandwich. who doesn’t serve chicken sandwiches these days? even arby’s has started doing it. so whatchu got, wingstop? they call them “gliders”. i guess because wingstop tries to relate everything to airplanes or something. i mean, you go inside the place and.. Read More

Arby’s NEW Jr. Buffalo Chicken Sandwich, Steakhouse Onion Rings, and Cinnamon Bites

hello, harby’s. long time no eat. i missed you, baby! i missed you. i miss your 5 roast beef sandwiches for 5 dollars. i miss you now defunct “big montana“, and to a lesser extent, your giant roast beef sandwich. you may have changed a bit over the years, but you know what? you still serve up that great roast beef flavor i love so much. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vxQqdFOeoM] hahaha oh arby’s… Read More

Chick-Fil-A’s NEW Oatmeal

i was recently given a most cordial invitation to try out chick-fil-a’s brand new chicken-type product: oatmeal! …oatmeal? oatmeal. but oatmeal isn’t chicken-type. in fact, oatmeal doesn’t have any meat in it at all! it’s like… vegetarian or something. i didn’t realize those cows had it in for grains, too. does their hate know no end? well, typically i go to chick-fil-a for their chicken. i know, i know, crazy,.. Read More

Wendy’s Asiago Ranch Chicken Club

wendy’s. quality is their recipe, eh? EH? bold claim for a fast food restaurant, wendy. but truth be told, wendy’s does do a pretty good job of having fresh (tasting) ingredients, and their meat is high quality. i always think of wendy’s as being a bit classier than other fast food burger chains. i mean, they sell baked potatoes! BAKED POTATOES, at a fast food restaurant! classy. so good. yeah… Read More

Red Mesa Cantina

in celebration of the new year, my friends and i all went out to st. petersburg for new year’s eve. in addition to all the dangerously excessive, unhealthy drinking we planned on doing, we knew we had to get something to eat. so we settled on red mesa cantina, a mexican restaurant that may be considered ‘too cool for school’. i mean, half of the place was a club. full.. Read More