Tampa Bay Food Monster

...eating food since 1985.

Taco Bell’s Cheesy Double Decker Taco

blaaarghhgghghahhgharggg! okay now that that’s out of the way. it’s another stroke of genius from the masterminds at taco bell! this time, they took something old, and added cheese to it. no, i’m not talking about the cheesy gordita crunch. not the cheesy potato burrito. this isn’t the gordita nacho cheese. nor the nacho cheesy crunchwrap supreme. not even the cheesy cheese roll ups. no. NO. it’s the cheesy double.. Read More

Burger King’s BK Double Stacker and New Chicken Tenders

remember the past? back when burger king just wanted to sell you a whopper and some sub-standard fries? now they’re doing all they can to make you think they’re cool. those jerks. i blame this guy (it’s not who you think). well, whatever they did, it worked, because i do think they’re cool. but sometimes, sometimes i yearn for their past. and you know what? sometimes they do too. but.. Read More

Noodle n’ Thai

i have long had fantasies about slurping crap noodles from a bowl in some awesome asian noodle shop. it’s a simple wish. i spent my first year in college living off of ramen, and i have nothing but fond memories of it. especially sapporo ichiban chow mein. my god. it is so. good. and it’s one click away. you can order 24 packs online, right now. that kind of convenience.. Read More

Lenny’s Sub Shop

LENNY! lenny made a sub shop. and he named it lenny’s sub shop. they sell subs [submarine sandwiches, to those of you not in the know]. and they’re all over the place! that is to say, this is a chain restaurant, with stores all over the south east. so maybe there’s nothing particularly unique or magical about lenny’s… but they sure do make one hell of a sammich. this is.. Read More

Arby’s NEW Jr. Buffalo Chicken Sandwich, Steakhouse Onion Rings, and Cinnamon Bites

hello, harby’s. long time no eat. i missed you, baby! i missed you. i miss your 5 roast beef sandwiches for 5 dollars. i miss you now defunct “big montana“, and to a lesser extent, your giant roast beef sandwich. you may have changed a bit over the years, but you know what? you still serve up that great roast beef flavor i love so much. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vxQqdFOeoM] hahaha oh arby’s… Read More